Jordan is one of the longest standing members of the league who in the beginning had marginal success. Unfortunately the last decade hasn't been too kind to his team and they have tried to rebrand themselves every year by taking on the optimistic moniker of "suck". Jordan serves as the league historian and as you can tell by the look on his face, this league makes him drink. 

2023 Update: Jordan's claim to fame is 2020 Regular Season Champions. An award only in his mind. He also has quite the rating system established when it comes to our annual keepers.